I wish that my scanner was working properly because I would really like to show you the handy-work that has been adorning my walls for the past two days. It is not though, so I just had to come up with some way to illustrate what the designer of the original masterpiece was trying to convey:
This is Otis.
He is 6 and a half.
He is black and has a white belly with a white tip on his tail.
He likes fish treats.
So if you find my cat call (made up phone number) and tell me where you live.
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HE IS FAT
Well, Otis, you are not lost, but I am afraid that she got everything else right.
(Notice: Sleeping 3 year old added for sense of scale; not included in this offer.)