Okay, okay, I know. There is something WRONG with this template. It would be one thing to be secretly, strangely drawn to the dark humor of this illustration, but it is something different to actually act on the urge. Apparently I have no impulse control. It is either that or the fact that I find myself up at three in the morning playing with my template and have managed to both overcompensate for the 'lolly-pop and sunshine' look of the old one AND lost all my widgets in my zeal. Sorry, forgive me, I'm hoping it is just a phase. Maybe I will have outgrown it by daybreak.